vintage-drunk:

do you ever just eat really good food and moan like your having an orgasm

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toxicwinner:

the smarter u are the more men arent funny 

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cyanblur:

i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

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jaimarie:

They should put prizes in tampon boxes, be like yeah your period sucks but here’s 50% off of some icecream.

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